Since I quit smoking a long while back, I’ve been eating a lot. So the long road to transform from a pillowed man to a chiseled adonis presents its challenges. My hope is that by the time of our wedding, I won’t look like the guy who bites his bride thinking shes a cupcake. Being the lazy man I am, I may have found a simple solution. It’ll only cost me $6,253 bucks.
So to recap it’s $6,253 just for my FACE!
….On second thought, I think it’s cheaper to just run up the stairs.