Ok, so I tried feeding Rock broccoli for the first time today. Sometimes, I accidentally call him Rockcoli. So you can imagine how excited I was to have him try some. I knew he was a little sleepy, but couldn’t resist feeding him broccoli fresh out of the blender. HOWEVER, it didn’t go so well.
The lesson I learned today: never try to feed a sleepy baby, especially new foods.
(yawn) Can’t you see I’d rather sleep mommy? (stares at the futon)
What. What… is… this… foreign flavor in my mouth?!
Mommm…. You said ONE BITE. I DARE you to give me more!
HAHAHA! You missed my mouth!
Awww mom! You know I love you. Kiss my broccoli lips!
COME CLOSER MOMMY! I’m going to get you!
(Mommy is about to put more broccoli in baby’s mouth) Whoa whoa whoa. Chill ma!
Please! No mommy! I’m sorry!
I beg youuu. I’ll try the broccoli you worked hard to make again after a nap! I promise!
(Mom is satisfied.) Ok son… ja jang ja jang… zzz (Rock knocks out a few seconds later).