• Let’s Work Out!


    So, we’re about 2 months away from the wedding and you know what that means! Time to crunch abs, tone arms, and drop that dead weight!

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  • Surgery for the Wedding?


    Since I quit smoking a long while back, I’ve been eating a lot.  So the long road to transform from a pillowed man to a chiseled adonis presents its challenges.  My hope is that by the time of our wedding, I won’t look like the guy who bites his bride thinking shes a cupcake.  Being the lazy man I am, I may have found a simple solution.  It’ll only cost me $6,253 bucks.

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